Wildcard, I would truly appreciate a sig, if possible. A Chimera with some sort of sniper element (crosshairs, scope, anything), "AlphA Strike - Wolverine" slogan, and perhaps a wolf.

Willing to offer Chimera driving lessons in trade. And/or mercenary services to take out anyone you name during a game, either with firepower or laughter. No charge for Jimmy.

Wolfie: "Willing to offer Chimera driving lessons in trade."

Ummm... could I ask that you inflict aforementioned lessons on the victim of my choosing?

I'll happily add you to the list, man - but be patient. It has grown somewhat long of late and my bosses actually expect me to work sometimes. (the gall of some people!)

Mr. Card,

I shall submit whomever or your choosing in the fine art of Chimeraism. Even if I have to drive them to tears.

Understood about the timing thing. Anytime is fine, as long as I have it on my desk yesterday.

*not saying a word*

OK, Wolfie - you lucked out on this one.

There are about a dozen people in line in front of you, but I was working on one for MoocCow (which is proving to be pretty challenging, actually) when I had an idea for yours, and that I already had all of the component images I needed on the hard drive, (looking for images is usually the most time-consuming part of this) so I went ahead and cranked it out.

I realize it isn't exactly what you were asking for, so if you decide not to use it, you won't hurt my feelings any.


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'Card dont do it.. He needs to be doing stuff for us considering all the pain and suffering he has caused my poor BK

*Applauds* Again, well done! I dig the Garou- it's a little unexpected, and so it stands out more. Here's an example of where the white glow really works. Lone- if you don't like it, you really need to put the crack pipe down

Now, to be a little more serious...

Ahem *straightens up and tries to look professional* *fails* Mr. Wolf, as Mr. Card's official liason to Team AlphA Strike, I'd like to go ahead and make arrangements for payment of services rendered. We have an agreed upon sum of 1. Chimera driving torture...uh, lessons; and 2. Mercenary services to taunt a target of Mr. Card's choosing. I also need to mention that there is a service charge of $2,00.00 for rush delivery. This amount is to be paid, in full, to Mr. Card personally. Cash only, please.


Failure to submit these payments in a timely manner will result in multiple fractures..... uh, Mr. Card and myself having to turn your account over to our "Collection Agency". Mr. Blazer is eagerly looking foward to receiving your file.

I am truly blessed. Wildcard is the sig god, no doubt.

And I'm also blessed to have hilarious associates like Fury and Blazer. Very funny, hee hee. Wiping the tears off my eyes, whew.

All your Banzai Server are belong to Chimera!


Actually, what's really amazing is the image quality at 55k file size. Very well done!

Just an update on the payment thing.

I killed Sandman, Chewy, Spiff, Blazer, and others, and I ran up to both Chewy and Spiff and farted (bent over and coolant flushed) in their general direction.

*pulls glasses down the bridge of nose and looks over the top of them* Uh-hmmmm. Mr. Wolf, you do realize you have now successfully managed to piss off our entire "Collection Agency"? And, according to Mr. Card, he has yet to receive the Rush Delivery Service Charge. I'm sorry, but things are not looking very good for your account. *slides file over to Blazer*

Yup great one Wildcard

Hmhm from where do I know this Chimy?
Oh right it s the one which tried to nail my Templar down

Grrr.....

"Argh! Stop chasing me! Someone help!"